...some nice lady leaves this triple layer lemon cake at your door? Or a conspiracy to land you in a sugar coma? Or a plot to destroy your waistline?
I'm sure she meant well, but if my gluten-free, sugar-free Hotcake gets a hold of this, we will both rue the day. So "Operation Get-Rid-Of-Ridiculously-Large-Cake" is in effect. I'm going to leave it on the doorstep of my favorite Tart and ding-dong-ditch!
SFX: Ding dong!
"You are so gonna pay for this, Erin."